Every Movie I Watched in 2018!

It’s that time of the year again! Ever since the #DLMChallenge of 2015, I’ve been fascinated with keeping track of all of the films I’ve watched over the year, even though it’s been a rather busy year! (See the lists for 2016 and 2017.)

I watched 121 Films TOTAL with 87 of those NEW TO ME.

I’m an amateur statistician, and this list is one of many for me. So here are some superlatives and statistics before I unveil the complete list (Top Ten of 2018 coming soon)!Read More »

Living Up to My Expectations

“Set a goal. Accomplish it. Set another goal.”

While I never heard Donald Wade utter these words, I live by them each and every day. Sometimes to a fault; I’m hard on myself because I know those hours I sneak away watching mindless YouTube Videos don’t add to my career, but nevertheless, I’m maximizing my efficiency daily.
When I moved out to Los Angeles two years ago, it was to begin a chain reaction of goals in which to accomplish. I spent over a decade of my life post-cancer doing little regarding creativity or towards a profession. Sure, I went to school for four of those years and made some films, but the momentum from the education stalled, and I was left to wander aimlessly.

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A Year of PA Work

Yesterday, June 23rd, 2018 was the first year anniversary of working my first day as a Set Production Assistant on American Horror Story (AHS). While this day may fall two days before my birthday, I’ll forever remember it because it turned the tides of my life in Los Angeles into that of a favorable one. Let me share a truncated recap of that year working in Hollywood.

Before this fateful day, I had been utterly depressed; struggling with looming financial obligations that, frankly, were egregious for any city, let alone Los Angeles. Nevermind the medical bills I had yet to pay off or the cost of the gimped & laughable health care plan I had just purchased.

I had just passed six months in LA and was filled with rage and sadness, with no way to expel the negative energy swirling around me at all times. I kept my faux happy face on as I drove Lyft just to pay the bare minimum of my costs, knowing full well that this immediate income would never touch the detrimental effects that these thousands of miles had upon the life of my car (on which I still owed $15,000).

I took this first day with the utmost gratitude and worked as best as I could to ensure that I would get another. And I did. That second day, we worked in Orange, CA, and I was late. I thought for sure that I would never work a day again. A friend of mine had once said that “If you’re early, you’re on time; if you’re on time, you’re late; and if you’re late, you’re fired.”

Luckily, they kept me around, and I spent the next few months working a day here and there, slowly weening myself off of Rideshare Dependency. I didn’t drive as much when I made TV money, and so, I was able to work more on my writing. I lived like a pauper: eating the bare minimum, rarely going out to do anything – and regretting every penny spent if I did – and having zero savings of which to speak. The biggest blunder I committed was buying a Nintendo Switch with the one time I did have savings and paid for it dearly when the work dried up momentarily.

The same Assistant Director (AD) that gave me my first shot on AHS, got me some days on Legion, and I thought that was one of the coolest shows I had ever experienced filming (to be fair, it was the third ever). The visual style and the set design were something to truly behold. I had worked one day on the American Horror Story production company’s follow-up, 9-1-1, but hadn’t heard from them in a while.

Then, I got a request in November to work on 9-1-1 again. They were onto episode four, and there was an airport scene that was filming at the Ontario Airport. I was entirely nervous (as I am on any new production), but I didn’t let it get to me. I saw a lot of familiar faces here which helped the matter.

This day kept me working with Ryan Murphy TV for several months until we wrapped in March of the following year. I became the unofficial fifth staff PA, except that I was treated as a staff PA. I received wrap gifts and was invited to the wrap party.

I had planned on taking a week off then visiting my family – especially my newborn nephew – after we wrapped, but was asked to work a four-day stint on movie reshoots for Skyscraper right before I departed. I had always wanted to work in films, and even narrowly missed a reshoot gig for Dwayne Johnson’s last film, Rampage. It occurred the same day as that airport shoot in Ontario for 9-1-1.

I went home for two weeks, and unfortunately, received a lot of calls to work on other production during that fortnight. When I got back to Los Angeles, I expected many more calls, but the work proved tepid once more. Ahh, the ebb and flow of the freelance life. I had to resort to driving Lyft again.

I hated driving in Los Angeles.

Luckily, some of these jobs eventually came back around, and I even continued to work with the same AD from Skyscraper, and a few of my fellow PAs from there. That job, Kidding, was the first show Jim Carrey had starred in since his In Living Color days. I was and still am a huge fan of his work, especially his more serious roles like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindMan on the Moon, and my all-time favorite, The Truman Show.

And that’s where I stand now! I’ll work with the Kidding crew until I return to 9-1-1 in the middle of July, rejoining my first group of wonderful people. That’s the best secret of Hollywood: most people who work in the business are good people – or at least professional – sure, there are bad eggs, but the majority of crew members are hard-working and lively folks. It’s a pleasant surprise that many outside of the business wouldn’t discover based on the stereotype that perpetuates surrounding the industry.

If you take all of my music videos (as PA or 2nd AD), days in television, commercials, and movie reshoots, I worked 150 days in my first calendar year. 

That’s one hell of a year. Here’s to this year and my personal growth within the industry.

Thanks, Mike and Michelle,

-Jamie (@GuyOnAWire)


The downside of being a duteous Production Assistant is that Jamie doesn’t get to write as often as he would like. As of now, he’s taking a breather before he rewrites his Cancer Story, and hopes to write and talk about movies again soon. But when he has a moment, he continues a rewrite of a screenplay he hopes to sell one day! Never stop working on what you love! Jamie won’t!


80- Dead, Sleazy Art Film Producers Get IMDb Credit

The guys tackle the Hollywood Sexual Harassment Scandal, IMDb Credits, LITERAL Art films, and Dead Poets Society.

==Timestamps==  

Listener J.D.’s Suggestion!– Dead Poets Society (Starts at 00:00)

Tim– Literal Art Films (12:12)

Jamie– IMDb Credits & Our History with it (21:13)

Alex– Harvey Weinstein and Hollywood Sexual Assault (35:26)

Alex Announces His Communal Film! (46:31)

Plugs and Close (47:08)

 *Links down below!

Download us on iTunes every Thursday!! Subscribe and comment below to join the conversation!

Now on Stitcher!

Follow us on Twitter! @NQHPod

On Instagram– Jamie | Alex | Tim

Do you have questions, suggested movies, or topics for us to discuss? Email us at  NotQuitePod@gmail.com

Visit Jamie’s blog at GuyOnAWire. Here’s the #52PickUp I mentioned!

See Tim on the Universal Lot! He’ll be the one showing you around!

And visit Alex’s blog at Doggone Movie Reviews.

And finally, see what Jamie looks like (hint: not so good) at their other project: We Need Movies.

==LINKS==

Dead Poets Society Trailer

Loving Vincent Trailer

1 Second Film Intro Video

The Gang’s IMDb Pages!

Alex || Tim (The Filmmaker) || Tim (The Actor) || Jamie

The Wayback Machine (Internet Archive) IMDb.com July 26th, 2002

The Worst Film Ever Made (Jamie’s first IMDb Credit)

Harvey Weinstein Update

Rob Schneider 

Seth Macfarlane


Listen here.


-Jamie (@GuyOnAWire)

78- Bad Timing, Alternate Casting, and Expensive Events!

This week the guys tackle some heavy-hitting topics in Ill-timed releases and fancy Hollywood Shindigs and how the independent filmmakers fit in and the most important topic of all: Should Hayden Christensen have been recast? All this and OUR FIRST Email (!), Another GIVEAWAY, and TWO #52PickUp Horror Films!

==Timestamps== 

Jamie– Alternative-Casting Options in Film (Starts at 00:00)

Alex– Ill-Timed Releases (15:46)

Tim– The High Cost of Events (25:02)

#52PickUp #39– A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors (35:56)

#52PickUp #40– Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (42:17)

We have an EMAIL! (47:10)

Communal Films Yes, that’s a plural (51:17)

Plugs and Close (52:35)

*Links down below!

Download us on iTunes every Thursday!! Subscribe and comment below to join the conversation!

Now on Stitcher!

Follow us on Twitter! @NQHPod

On Instagram– Jamie | Alex | Tim

Do you have questions, suggested movies, or topics for us to discuss? Email us at  NotQuitePod@gmail.com

Visit Jamie’s blog at GuyOnAWire. Here’s the #52PickUp I mentioned!

See Tim on the Universal Lot! He’ll be the one showing you around!

And visit Alex’s blog at Doggone Movie Reviews.

And finally, see what Jamie looks like (hint: not so good) at their other project: We Need Movies.

==LINKS==

Prom Night III: The Last Kiss Trailer

Football Drill Death

Dead Poets Society Trailer

Blade Runner 2049 Trailer

 

Listen here.


-Jamie (@GuyOnAWire)


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76- This Podcast is NOT for Arachnophobes

Jamie, Tim, and Alex talk about Darren Aronofsky’s film catalog, then Universal’s Hollywood Horror Nights and finally, we talk the second Halloween-themed #52PickUp, Arachnophobia. 

==TIMECODES==

Jamie– Darren Aronofsky’s Filmography (Starts at 00:00)

mother! Spoilers (16:20)

Alex– Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights (28:32)

#52PickUp #37– Arachnophobia (43:07)

Tim and Alex Share their Spider Stories (46:43)

Communal Movie Announced! (55:26)

Plugs and Close (56:16)

*Links down below!

Download us on iTunes every Thursday!! Subscribe and comment below to join the conversation!

Now on Stitcher!

Follow us on Twitter! @NQHPod

On Instagram– Jamie | Alex | Tim

Do you have questions, suggested movies, or topics for us to discuss? Email us at  NotQuitePod@gmail.com

Visit Jamie’s blog at GuyOnAWire. Here’s the #52PickUp I mentioned!

See Tim on the Universal Lot! He’ll be the one showing you around!

And visit Alex’s blog at Doggone Movie Reviews.

And finally, see what Jamie looks like (hint: not so good) at their other project: We Need Movies.

==LINKS==

Collider’s mother!

Spider Paws (Not for Arachnophobes)

Spider Yelling

When referencing this moment from the show (at 39:40), Tim had no idea I would track these photos down and put them in the show notes… (1) (2) (3)

Also, MORE Nightmare Fuel for Arachnophobes.

Listen here.


-Jamie (@GuyOnAWire)


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#ConTENders for My Top Ten of 2017 (so far)

I’ve been slacking. I’ll be the first to admit it. I meant to make an individual post about each film I had thought had a chance to make my Top Ten list of 2017, and between work and other projects, I have let you, fine readers, down.

To make it up to you, here are the films that may very well make my Top Ten list this year that don’t have their own post. For the previously posted see–  Split | Get Out | Logan | Kong: Skull Island |

Wow, I didn’t post that many, did I? I hope you all didn’t think that I hadn’t seen any more great films! I will continue posting #ConTENders with the jam-packed fall and winter as scheduled. So stay tuned for that.Read More »

75- Ernest Scared It With Blues, Brother

Jamie and Alex riff on The Blues Brothers, trudge the sewer drains looking for Georgie, and begin Jamie’s #52PickUp Halloween Season with the first of eight Horror Films: Ernest Scared Stupid.

==Timestamps==

Jamie– The Blues Brothers (Starts at 00:00)

Alex– Stephen King’s It (11:13)

#52PickUp #36– Ernest Scared Stupid (23:27)

Plugs and Close– (28:49) 

*Secret Links below!

Download us on iTunes every Thursday!! Subscribe and comment below to join the conversation!

Now on Stitcher!

Follow us on Facebook!  /NotQuitePod

Follow us on Twitter! @NQHPod

On Instagram– Jamie | Alex | Tim

Do you have questions, suggested movies, or topics for us to discuss? Email us at  NotQuitePod@gmail.com

Visit Jamie’s blog at GuyOnAWire.

See Tim on the Universal Lot! He’ll be the one showing you around!

And visit Alex’s blog at Doggone Movie Reviews.

And finally, see what Jamie looks like (hint: not so good) at his other project: We Need Movies.

Listen here.

==LINKS==

The Blues Brothers Sketches (Apparently, The BB just began to warm up the SNL audience)

Blues Brothers 2000 Trailer

The History of SNL Movies

Hiding Pennywise From the Kids

Ernest Scared Stupid Opening Credits 


-Jamie (@GuyOnAWire)


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74- Rotten Tomatoes Ruined My Marketing Campaign!

Jamie and Alex sit down to debate whether promotional pop-up events and Rotten Tomatoes scores actually work. Then, they delve into the #52PickUp of the week, the oddly charming 1997 sci-fi comedy: Rocketman.

Jamie– The IT House Experience in Hollywood [and the effectiveness of PR stunts/events] (Starts at 00:00)

Alex– Rotten Tomatoes is Bullshit (14:22)

#52PickUp #35– Rocketman (26:04)

Alex Announces His Communal Film! (29:53)

Plugs and Close (31:30)

*Links down below!

Download us on iTunes every Thursday!! Subscribe and comment below to join the conversation!

Now on Stitcher!

Follow us on Twitter! @NQHPod

On Instagram– Jamie | Alex | Tim

Do you have questions, suggested movies, or topics for us to discuss? Email us at  NotQuitePod@gmail.com

Visit Jamie’s blog at GuyOnAWire. Here’s the #52PickUp I mentioned!

See Tim on the Universal Lot! He’ll be the one showing you around!

And visit Alex’s blog at Doggone Movie Reviews.

And finally, see what Jamie looks like (hint: not so good) at their other project: We Need Movies.

LINKS

Jamie “Stressin’ on the American Horror Story set

Average Joe’s Drive-In Podcast

Listen here.


-Jamie (@GuyOnAWire)


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73- Terminator 2, Innerspace, and Airplane!

The guys discuss the recent 3D, 4K re-release of the 1991 classic, Terminator 2: Judgment Day; the 1987 Special Effects breakthrough, Innerspace, and the #52PickUp Airplane!

Alex– Terminator 2: Judgment Day 3D (Starts at 00:00)

Jamie– Innerspace (19:04)

#52PickUp #34– Airplane! (34:47)

Plugs and Close (43:58)

*Secret Links below!

Download us on iTunes every Thursday!! Subscribe and comment below to join the conversation!

Now on Stitcher!

Follow us on Facebook!  /NotQuitePod

Follow us on Twitter! @NQHPod

On Instagram– Jamie | Alex | Tim

Do you have questions, suggested movies, or topics for us to discuss? Email us at  NotQuitePod@gmail.com

Visit Jamie’s blog at GuyOnAWire.

See Tim on the Universal Lot! He’ll be the one showing you around!

And visit Alex’s blog at Doggone Movie Reviews.

And finally, see what Jamie looks like (hint: not so good) at his other project: We Need Movies.

Listen here.

===LINKS===

Average Joe’s Drive-In Podcast

Terminator 2 Trailer

Terminator: Genysis Trailer 2 (SPOILERS for the Actual Movie!)


-Jamie (@GuyOnAWire)


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